lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

I suck at texting unless:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

Look at me while you cum.

— (via dianabaabe)

A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.

— Caitlin Stasey. (via mysharona1987)
justineyyycakesss:

somethingofawolf:

cats-n-kush:

therestlessstoner:

kushandcake:

breaking of the bread

I will forever reblog this it’s like porn for stoners

It looks like a green brain being pulled apart

Drooling all over


WET

trust:

people are the cutest when they’re sleepy

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks
crazyforkardashianss:

So cute ❤