my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.
I suck at texting unless:
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
Look at me while you cum.
— (via dianabaabe)
A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.
— Caitlin Stasey. (via mysharona1987)
people are the cutest when they’re sleepy
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks